Definitions

I have heard of this word "Definitions" in school(esp in science) and im allergic to this term cos in schools we have to reproduce the same with out altering a single letter. I hate mugging!!But here are some cute ones which u need not mug up!!

Cute Definition

• Compromise :

The art of dividing the cake in such a way that everyone believes he's got the biggest piece.

• Tears :

The hydraulic forceby which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

• Yawn :

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

• Experience :

The name men give to their mistakes.

• Over Optimist :

A person who while falling from the Eiffel Tower,says in midway "See I'm not injured yet".

Redefined Definitions

• Atom bomb :

An invention to end all inventions.

• Boss :

Someone who is early when you are late andlate when you are early.

• Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

• Lecture :

The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.

• Genius :

Ofcourse the one who posted this..(;))