Hilarious Quotes

It is better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Good judgement comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgement.

"Reality" is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.

It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

Positive thinking -> A little bird flying in the sky drops shit into your eyes. you dont worry and dont cry you just thank god that elephants dont fly.

Engineering is like watching a tamil movie. People standing out are desparate to go inside but people inside are dying to come out.

Our brain is a masterpiece, it has two halves, the left & the right. The left has nothing right and the right has nothing left in it.

Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.